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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Chicago’s top prosecutor, Kim Foxx, has been subpoenaed Friday over her handling of the Jussie Smollett case, according to The Chicago-Sun Times. Foxx, Cook County’s state’s attorney, will have to appear in court after a retired appellate judge, Sheila O’Brien, filed a petition last week for a special prosecutor to probe the Smollett case, in which a 16-count indictment against the “Empire” actor was dropped last month. In a recently leaked memo written by Foxx, she states “Jussie is a compulsive lying lunatic! And even though we have plenty of evidence against him, his attorney will have a compelling argument when they use the ‘insanity/idiot’ plea”.

Jussie SmollettKim Foxx

• April 29, 2019


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