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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

We have been told for years and years the mammals that live in the ocean are very intelligent. But when I went to Sea World, I saw a certain species acting really dumb. They seemed to be disoriented, brainless, outright stupid, and didn’t seem to know if they were coming or going. However, an employee there explained to me that this behavior was unique to that animal because they were imbi-seals. What the…

Life through Blake's eyes

• April 14, 2019


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