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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Jackson, Mississippi – State rep Douglas McLeod was arrested after he allegedly punched his wife in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Pentagon has finally uttered the words it always avoided when discussing the possible…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – North Korea criticized Joe Biden as a “fool of low IQ” after the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez that growing cauliflower in community gardens is part…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli’s daughter, Olivia Jade, reportedly wants to go back…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sumter, South Carolina – Democratic presidential contender Sen. Bernie Sanders, unveiled his plan for reforming public education…

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It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived….

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BREAKING NEWS – Forest Grove, Oregon – An Oregon father who reported a home robbery in March, admitted he made…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – New York Democratic Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez weighed in on billionaire Robert F. Smith’s offer…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Diego, California – The United States Postal Service is going autonomous, at least for a couple…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Elizabeth Warren offered to be a matchmaker in order to help one user “figure…

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BREAKING NEWS – Collegeville, Pennsylvania – Bill Cosby’s wife, Camille Cosby, has not visited him once during his eight months…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – New York Democrat Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez made a religious reference on a bill she…

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A WEEKEND AWAY FROM CITY LIFE

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have been dating my boyfriend for six months, and in many ways he’s a great guy. One…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

One of the scariest moments of my life was when I went camping, and I woke up in the middle…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I work two jobs and took time off from my second job so I could watch my four…

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