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BREAKING NEWS – Boise, Idaho – An unnamed woman was sleeping in snake printed pajamas and her one foot was outside the blanket. Her husband thought it was snake, grabbed a hammer and he broke her foot. Two days later, he was admitted to the hospital with a fractured skull, after she “mistook” his head for a piñata.

• May 13, 2019


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