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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump is “Mad” at Democratic presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg. “Alfred E. Neuman cannot become president of the United States,” Trump told Politico, using the name for the gap-toothed, big-eared Mad magazine mascot to refer to Buttigieg. But the 37-year-old mayor of South Bend, Ind., had a millennial pause before he could respond to the diss. “I’ll be honest. I had to Google that,” Buttigieg said. “I guess it’s just a generational thing. I didn’t get the reference.” His voice then increased in volume along with an angry expression on his face. “My relatives are deeply offended at the president for referring to me as a cartoon character, especially my great grandfather, Howdy Doody!”

Donald TrumpPete Buttigieg

• May 13, 2019


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