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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

While I was recently in Montana, I met a Native American that was dressed in their traditional attire. I thought she was really attractive and I was doing some of my best flirting. Apparently she was really taken by me, because she asked me for my address so she could send me a pair of water moccasins. I hope she guesses my correct shoe size.

Life through Blake's eyes

• May 12, 2019


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