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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a father of four. My sons are 62 and 52. The older one calls me about…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

In the Old and New Testament of the bible, people frequently drank wine, and the Jews gave a nickname for…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My friends and family constantly ask me when I plan to get a new phone. I have a…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had no idea that hogs could also be thieves. While I was on a farm with a bunch of…

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A MYTHICAL WATERFALL

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – Democratic presidential candidate Eric Swalwell was the first to launch a direct attack at…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – According to some unnamed staffers at Joe Biden’s campaign, they are so certain that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – During the democratic debate, Kamala Harris appeared to have really rattled Joe Biden in…

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Hollow Rock, Grand Portage, Minnesota

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – Presidential hopeful Beto O’ Rourke sidestepped a question about tax rates on wealthy Americans…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC hosts Donny Deutsch and Lawrence O’Donnell had a fiery exchange…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – NBC News had a rather embarrassing transition into its second hour of the first…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – One Washington Post columnist claims to have figured out what led to some black…

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BREAKING NEWS – Santa Rosa, California – Scamp the Tramp will never win a beauty contest. But he’s won an…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., defended former Vice President Joe Biden during her weekly…

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BREAKING NEWS – Melrose, Massachusetts – A “tornado of poop” hit residents in Massachusetts after an underground blockage caused raw…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Democratic Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren has added “gay and lesbian couples”…

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