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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Former Vice President Joe Biden, a 2020 Democratic presidential hopeful, takes Virmania Villalobos, 10, back to introduce her to members of the media after she asked him a question during a town all meeting with a group of educators from the American Federation of Teachers. Biden asked her what her favorite subject in school was and she responded: journalism. “I’ll bet you’re as bright as you are good-looking,” Biden reportedly told her. The odd occurrence didn’t end there. After telling Biden her favorite subject, he led her to the back to meet the press corps and put his hands on her shoulders, Politico reported. “MeToo” who is very aware of Biden’s reputation, is now demanding that all of his upcoming town halls and debates are at least 500 feet away from grammar schools.

Joe Biden

• June 6, 2019


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