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Twenty-three nuclear devices were detonated by the United States at Bikini Atoll from 1946 to 1958. The island is one…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – After an elaborate random drawing aired live on CNN, former Vice…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., stated nobody is “heartbroken” by the prospect of losing their…

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BREAKING NEWS – Montpelier, Vermont – Presidential candidate Sen. Bernie Sanders has pledged to American workers that he would institute…

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What Historical Figures Really Looked Like… (11 of 11) George Washington We all know George Washington as the very first…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi pushed back hard against President Trump’s efforts to cast New…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Partisan fighting in the House of Representatives reached a boiling point when Democratic lawmaker…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Republican National Committee is sending a not-so-subtle message to dozens of Democratic officials…

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What Historical Figures Really Looked Like… (10 of 11) King Henry IV Many refer to King Henry IV as “Good…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Vice President Joe Biden is hitting back against President Trump following his comments…

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BREAKING NEWS – Brigham City, Utah – A young roadside entrepreneur caught the attention of Utah police with a sign…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – While visiting the Senate, Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders got into a heated exchange…

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What Historical Figures Really Looked Like… (9 of 11) Johann Sebastian Bach Johann Sebastian Bach came from a musical background….

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Police shoot and kill Willem Van Spronsen who was allegedly armed…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York –  Kamala Harris took a swipe at her 2020 competitor and colleague,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While the Trump administration is taking heat from Democrats as U.S….

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What Historical Figures Really Looked Like… (8 of 11) Meritamun In case you weren’t aware, Meritamun stands for “beloved of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Anchorage, Alaska – The mayor of Anchorage Ethan Berkowitz, wants California to send all of their homeless…

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BREAKING NEWS – St. Paul, Minnesota – The Minnesota State Fair is dropping a new food item — doughnut bits…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – During his concert at Madison Square Garden, Billy Joel dedicated a…

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