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BREAKING NEWS – Osaka, Japan – President Trump sat down with Fox News host Tucker Carlson for an exclusive interview during his visit to Japan for the G20 summit and shared his plans to combat rising homelessness in America. “You can’t have what’s happening — where police officers are getting sick just by walking the beat,” stated Trump. “I mean, they’re getting actually very sick, where people are getting sick, where the people living there living in hell, too.” California Congresswoman Maxine Waters took exception to the Trump’s comments. “Living in hell?” she began. “Does he know how hot hell is? My state has some of the best weather in this country. I bet he has never even been to San Diego where it stays around 70 year round. That’s hell? Besides that, Governor Newsom is giving free medical care to everyone here illegally, so they can stay healthy enough to approach homeless legal citizens in our state and encourage them to get jobs, so they can pay monthly premiums for their own health care. That’s what I call motivation! That’s what I call compassion! Impeach 45!”

Donald TrumpFox NewsMaxine Waters

• July 2, 2019


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