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BREAKING NEWS – El Paso, Texas – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., allegedly screamed at Customs and Border Protection agents “in a threatening manner” during a recent visit to a southern border facility in Texas, according to a report — after she made the explosive claim that women being held at at least one facility are being forced to drink “out of toilets.” She later stated that there were a large number of immigrants that were demanding to be deported back to their nation of origin, after Border Protection agents unfairly caused them to vomit, by showing the detainees some images of people living on the streets of San Francisco and Los Angeles.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

• July 2, 2019


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