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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden are about the same age, with Sanders being 77 and Biden 76. Since the next president will be inaugurated in 2021, it is possible that the upcoming Commander and Chief can actually be well into his 80s before his first term is up. Both men said they are tired of people focusing on their age during a luncheon at a nursing home, while their caregivers repeatedly wiped their mouths as they fed them oatmeal and strained vegetables.

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• July 3, 2019


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