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BREAKING NEWS – Homestead, Florida – Democratic Florida Rep. Frederica Wilson asserted that people who mock members of Congress online should face prosecution. “Those people who are online making fun of members of Congress are a disgrace, and there is no need for anyone to think that is acceptable,” Wilson said during comments made outside of the Homestead Temporary Shelter for Unaccompanied Children in Homestead, Florida. “We’re gonna shut them down and work with whoever it is to shut them down, and they should be prosecuted,” she continued. “For starters, all of the writers at Unconfirmed Breaking News should be standing in front of a firing squad, with the only exception being that guy that writes their weekend edition who is obviously mentally ill. And in his case, because he does not have all of his faculties, the right and moral thing to do is to give him a fast acting large dose of a lethal injection.”

Frederica Wilson

• July 4, 2019


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