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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – More questions are arising about the mental health of Joe Biden after he got lost in the lobby at the Hyatt Regency for over an hour, unable to recognize any of his staff members that surrounded him, as he wore a, empty blank stare. His memory appeared to gradually return in fragments when he said he was looking forward to the end of the month democratic debate… against Jimmy Carter.

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• July 11, 2019


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