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BREAKING NEWS – Charleston, South Carolina – Former Vice President Joe Biden made another stunning campaign promise, this time to cut prison incarceration by “more than” 50 percent. Speaking with an ACLU member at a campaign event on in South Carolina over the weekend, Biden was asked about the initiative being headed by the organization to develop a “roadmap for cutting incarceration by 50 percent.”

“Do you commit to cutting incarceration by 50 percent?” the man, who identified himself as an ACLU member, asked.

“More than that,” Biden responded. “We can do it more than that. I am a strong believer in second chances. And I would even fight to release serial killers, if I felt they finally go their head on right, and they promised to stay away from guns, shovels, and plastic ties.”

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• July 11, 2019


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