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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine told me that she thought she has a problem with insects in her home but wasn’t sure, so she wanted me to come over and assess the situation. So I went to her house with a microscope. I looked everywhere, and I found nothing, until I checked out her mattress. Through the lens of the microscope, I could see some tiny insects, and they were gambling playing poker, blackjack, and slot machines. That’s when I informed her that she had bet bugs. What the…

Life through Blake's eyes

• July 13, 2019


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