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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine is the assistant pastor at my church, and he is also a former English teacher. Anyway, I asked him a simple grammatical question about a book in the Old Testament to see if he had any biases. I wanted to know if he was anti-adjective or pro-verbs. He thought my question was idiotic, and threatened to expel me from the church, unless he had a conference with my parents. I guess some habits are hard to break.

Christian HumorLife through Blake's eyes

• July 28, 2019


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