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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Maxine Waters is now saying excessive gloating is grounds for impeachment. “President Trump is…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Jim Jordan, R-Ohio, grilled former special counsel Robert Mueller on Capitol Hill, accusing…

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BREAKING NEWS – North Vernon, Indiana – An Indiana sheriff’s office took a “bite out of crime” when they caught…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – It’s no secret that Mayor Lightfoot does not get along with the Fraternal Order…

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BREAKING NEWS – Des Moines, Iowa – “If you like your health care plan, you can keep it.” That familiar…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton is now warning the 2020 democratic presidential candidates, to get it together…

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BREAKING NEWS – Honolulu, Hawaii – Rep. Tulsi Gabbard, D-Hawaii, is now stating that Sen. Kamala Harris, D-Calif., is “not…

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BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – Rep. Rashida Tlaib, D-Mich., called for a federal minimum wage of $20 per hour…

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BREAKING NEWS – Peterborough, New Hampshire – As Sen. Elizabeth Warren, D-Mass., continues releasing a long list of policy proposals,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In the last fundraising quarter, nearly half of the Democratic presidential candidates spent more…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democrat presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has announced that he will cut staffers’ hours so…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Things have become so vexed in the Congress that Rev. Patrick Conroy, the House…

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BREAKING NEWS – New Orleans, Louisiana – A federal judge in the Bayou State, dismissed Hillary Clinton’s $25 million dollar…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I recently took a friend out to dinner as a thank-you. We are both retired, and she knows…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A really strange thing happened to me at church last week when I asked my pastor about Psalm 8:2, which…

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