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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My wife constantly craves compliments about her age. When we meet people, she regularly asks how old they…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend of mine that owns a mattress store, and that’s where he decided to get married to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hanover, New Hampshire – Joe Biden painted a vivid scene for the 400 people packed into a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Golden, Colorado – One devoted fan of Boston Market will win a literal ton of their favorite…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – The British confectionery giant Cadbury has been facing some backlash on social media for…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC host Lawrence O’Donnell kicked off his show Wednesday night by…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN’s Brian Stelter, is facing backlash for blaming technical issues after…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez made some bold claims in her latest Instagram Live video, suggesting…

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BREAKING NEWS – Croydon, New Hampshire – “I want to be clear, I’m not going nuts,” Biden, 76, told an…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A trio of armed robbers are wanted for swiping an estimated…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The wife of a prominent Washington political consultant has filed for divorce, claiming her…

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BREAKING NEWS – Croydon, New Hampshire – After Joe Biden’s repeated gaffes while campaigning in New England, his staffers have…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – With the deadline to qualify for next month’s third round of Democratic presidential debates…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A new national poll suggests a three-way tie between Sen. Bernie Sanders of Vermont,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Antique Dealers Association have joined with the Paleontological Society to announce that they…

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