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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After the DNC Chair Tom Perez noticed that every democratic debate so far, President Trump’s approval has risen in the polls, he has sent a memo to all 20 candidates. Perez is now instructing all of them to refuse to answer any questions from the moderators, but instead to text their answers to the other candidates on stage, so the public will not be able to to detect the severity of their infighting. The DNC chair also said this tactic will prohibit President Trump from using the stupidity of the candidates against the ultimate winner in the general election.

Donald TrumpTom Perez

• August 1, 2019


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