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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – The firebrand attorney Michael Avenatti is back considering a run for the Democratic nomination for president after he declared last year he wouldn’t take part in the contest. “Never say never,” he said when asked if he’s going to get into the race. “So far, I have been indicted in California and New York on multiple federal counts including tax evasion, extortion, fraud, and embezzlement. If I get elected, the feds can’t touch me until 2028 as long as I win a second term. And at the end of the last term, I’ll either pardon myself, or have Air Force One fly me to a country that has no extradition agreement with the USA, open up a law practice there, and then begin robbing my new clients blind.”

Michael Avenatti

• August 5, 2019


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