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BREAKING NEWS – Hoffman Estates, Illinois – Seven sheep who were former employees of Serta who manufactures mattresses, have been arrested after the FBI set up cameras in a home, and caught them on tape trying to steal a mattress. And because all seven of them were hauled off in leg irons, the local police chief said there is now a new definition for the word “ramshackle”.

• August 5, 2019


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