Unconfirmed Breaking News
A (mis)trusted news source for over One 25th of a century

PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Baltimore, Maryland – House Oversight Committee Chairman Elijah Cummings, D-Md., invited President Trump to visit his district amid an ongoing controversy after the president denounced conditions in Baltimore. “You know what? I want President Trump to come to my district,” Cummings said during a National Press Club event. When Cummings was asked if he had been in contact with Trump, he said he was unable to reach him. “I want him to come and look at my entire city. I’ll ride with him for hours if he has to. Then, I want him to go into Baltimore County, where the richest of the rich are,” Cummings said. When asked if he would also take President Trump to the poorest part of the city Cummings responded, “Why would I do that? Those people rarely donate a red cent toward my reelection.”

Donald TrumpElijah Cummings

• August 8, 2019


Previous Post

Next Post

Leave a Reply

Or