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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders pledged to disclose information about aliens and UFOs if elected president in 2020. Sanders’ remarks came amid renewed attention to UFOs, in which Navy pilots have reported seeing strange objects above 30,000 feet. He went on to speak about possible aliens being housed at Area 51. “If some of them are living there, I would inform them that they are entitled to free education, a job with a living wage, and free health care because I believe it is a humanoid right!”

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• August 8, 2019


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