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BREAKING NEWS – Burlington, Iowa – Former Vice President Joe Biden, the 2020 Democratic primary frontrunner, made another gaffe when he told a crowd in Iowa that “poor kids are just as bright and talented as white kids.” He later revised the statement by saying “I misspoke earlier in the day, and I apologize if I implied that there are any poor white kids in this prosperous nation, because I am not aware of any.”

Joe Biden

• August 9, 2019


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