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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Israel’s interior minister has reportedly approved a humanitarian request from Rep. Rashida Tlaib, D-Mich., to visit Israel just hours after Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu announced Tlaib and Rep. Ilhan Omar, D-Minn., were barred from entering the country this weekend due to their support of an anti-Israel boycott movement. In a letter sent to Interior Minister Aryeh Deri, Tlaib requested being able to visit her Palestinian grandmother who lives in the West Bank, according to the Jerusalem Post. “I appreciate the act of kindness and compassion by Interior Minister Aryeh Deri,” stated Tlaib. “This commendable gesture may cause me sometime in the distant future to hate the Jews a little less, but it’s nothing I can guarantee.”

Ilhan OmarRashida Tlaib

• August 16, 2019


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