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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez brushed off a tweet from President Trump on claiming she envied the media attention fellow “Squad” members Reps. Rashida Tlaib and Ilhan Omar have received over their recent controversy with Israel.

“Like it or not, Tlaib and Omar are fast becoming the face of the Democrat Party,” the president wrote. “Cortez (AOC) is fuming, not happy about this!”

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez responded to Trump’s tweet with a tweet of her own in which she wrote, “If he is implying that I am jealous of those two, then he has lost his mind. I can also become anti-Semitic and support terrorism just like Rashida and Ilhan, and I will always have that viable option as an attention grabber. Besides, I don’t have to leave this country to get media attention, because I can continue showing people that I’m an idiot, on U.S. soil.”

Alexandria Ocasio-CortezDonald TrumpIlhan OmarRashida Tlaib

• August 19, 2019


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