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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I recently met a childhood friend of mine that I have not seen in decades. He grew up in poverty, but now he was telling me that he has become very wealthy. When I asked him how that happened, he told me that a long time he got involved in the occult, and he has made millions of dollars teaching women how to cast spells. When he told me that, I thought to myself, “this guy went from rags to witches”. What the…

Life through Blake's eyes

• August 11, 2019


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