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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend of mine that owns a mattress store, and that’s where he decided to get married to save money. Unfortunately, the Justice of the Peace refused to perform the ceremony there, because he was concerned about getting the reputation as a bed wedder.

Life through Blake's eyes

• August 31, 2019


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