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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Jeffersonville, Indiana – An Indiana elementary school reversed a fifth-grade “zero dating policy” after some parents expressed…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden’s presidential campaign requested in a letter that major news networks not invite…

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BREAKING NEWS – Huntsville, Alabama – A full-on brawl broke out at a restaurant after two very hangry diners could…

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DANCING IN THE 1950s

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I work with a wonderful older woman. She is smart, funny, and comes to work with a positive…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Yesterday, a friend of mine went swimming in the ocean, and told me about a terrifying incident he experienced. He…

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Even though we men are deeply flawed individuals, for the sake of our wives, children, and anyone that views us…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m a single woman with nothing to do on Saturday nights. I do not have a boyfriend (not…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

For about the past ten years or so, my next door neighbor has been a member of the PAFLU (People…

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DUAL DIVERS

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden has now given an in depth interview regarding the comments he made…

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BREAKING NEWS – Lanzhou, China – One Xiamen Airlines passenger recently delayed her flight’s departure by one hour when she…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani slammed Sen. Mitt Romney,…

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By the Campfire ~ Author: Unknown We sat around the campfireOn a chilly nightTelling spooky storiesIn the pale moonlightThen we…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CBS anchor Gayle King wondered whether or not President Trump effectively…

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U.S. & World History

U.S. & World History – Antoine Louis, together with German engineer Tobias Schmidt, built a prototype for the guillotine in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Bernie Sanders unveiled a tax on wealth as he aims to cut income inequality…

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The Weary Blues by Langston Hughes “Droning a drowsy syncopated tune,Rocking back and forth to a mellow croon,       …

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BREAKING NEWS – Des Moines, Iowa – While campaigning in Iowa, Joe Biden lashes out against President Trump. “I hope…

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BREAKING NEWS – Macon, Georgia – A Georgia man told a judge he committed two armed robberies to pay for…

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