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BREAKING NEWS – Dover, New Hampshire – 2020 presidential candidate Bernie Sanders lobbed a warning to the “corrupt, greedy corporate elite” who received tax breaks under President Trump, saying they’d better “spend that money quick” before he rescinds the legislation. “The first thing that we are going to tell them is that Trump and his friends may have given them over a trillion dollars in tax breaks, but they had better spend that money quick,” Sanders said at a town hall.  “Because we are going to… rescind those tax breaks as soon as we get into office, and cause every person who was hired due to the infusion of cash by the big companies, to get laid off and wander the streets panhandling, which serves them right for being unwitting co-conspirators in corporate greed. Those people will soon learn that working for a living is often a bad idea, and they should learn to start relying on government handouts instead of foolishly embracing capitalism!”

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• September 2, 2019


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