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BREAKING NEWS – Epsom, New Hampshire – A squealing baby tested Bernie Sanders’ cool during a town hall event. The Democratic presidential candidate was about to answer a health care question from an audience member when the little one broke out into a shrill cry.

“Thank you very much, because it’s not easy getting up in front of a TV camera to talk about this,” Sen. Sanders, I-Vt., began. “Did I hear you correctly say you have to cut your pills in half?

Then Sanders snapped his head to the right, as the baby started making a racket.

“If we could keep that down a little bit?” he said, pointing in the direction of the crying. “Okay. Thanks.” When the baby continued to cry, Sanders temper exploded, and he began yelling at the mother of the child. “Would you shut that brat up. Because if you don’t, I’ll start pushing capitalism, which will force that whining kid to look for a job when he becomes an adult!”

Bernie Sanders

• September 5, 2019


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