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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Marianne Williamson deletes tweet saying ‘power of the mind’ helped turn Dorian The storm has been threatening parts of the Caribbean and the southeastern U.S. for more than a week. “I kept on envisioning it turning away from Florida, and it did,” Williamson explained. “And I have used the power of my mind over the years to also consistently predict things with very impressive accuracy. Such as, with a 50% accuracy, I have predicted the gender of the baby of all my friends, before the mother had an ultra sound. I have predicted the victor of every NFL game last year when there were 20 seconds or less to go in the fourth quarter. And as far back as I could remember, I have been at least 85% accurate with my annual predictions on which day of the week Thanksgiving will fall on.”

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• September 5, 2019


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