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BREAKING NEWS – Charleston, South Carolina – Joe Biden had another cringeworthy moment during a town hall meeting, as he attempted in his own way to bond with black people. It began when he was asking an African-American man if he was aware that he had his hat on backwards. “It looks like you rushed to get dressed too because it’s facing the wrong way,” Biden stated. “I do the same thing at least twice a week… with my pants.”

• September 10, 2019


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