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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Marianne Williamson, a 2020 presidential hopeful and author, said she’s discovered the political system to be “even more corrupt” than she imagined, during an interview with “Fox & Friends.”

“I was known in a world where people loved you and bought things from you. Now I’m in a world where a lot of people hate you,” she said. “I would say that I feel that I’ve learned the system is even more corrupt than I knew and people are even more wonderful than I hoped.” Williamson also said there is a tendency in politics today to stifle opposing opinions. “I am never offended by opposing opinions. For example, some people use tarot cards to help them make important decision, but I prefer a Ouija Board. Some people prefer in scented candles during a séance, whereas I prefer scented candles to combat the smell when I’m talking to a rotting corpse. And some people read my books with intensity, while others use the pages when they run out of toilet paper.”

Fox NewsMarianne Williamson

• September 10, 2019


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