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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren is seeking expert advice on how to defeat the remaining 2020 Democratic presidential nominees and, according to NBC News, she’s turned to failed 2016 nominee Hillary Clinton for advice. “The two women have kept a line of communication open since the Massachusetts senator decided to run for president,” the news outlet reported. Joe Biden weighed in on the two of them uniting. “I have a lot of concerns in this campaign, and those two aren’t one of them,” he began. “If I can’t get the nomination despite the collaboration of a couple old hags with rusted out wombs, then I deserve to lose.

Elizabeth WarrenHillary ClintonJoe BidenNBC

• September 10, 2019


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