Unconfirmed Breaking News
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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Lakeland, Florida – Controversy continues about a hurricane-themed Publix cookie cake, which according to the grocery store…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot clashed with Sen. Ted Cruz over the latest burst of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Berlin, Pennsylvania – Audrey Buchanan, 88, plays “Animal Crossing” on her pink Nintendo 3DS XL in her…

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Happy Birthday from Unconfirmed Breaking News to everyone who was born in September. Birthstone: SapphireZodiac signs: Virgo and Libra

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BREAKING NEWS – Rock Hills, South Carolina – Former vice president Joe Biden said that many immigrants brought to the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Actress Debra Messing endorsed an Alabama church’s message that black supporters of President…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dover, New Hampshire – 2020 presidential candidate Bernie Sanders lobbed a warning to the “corrupt, greedy corporate…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am writing this with overwhelming sadness. My 75-year-old husband is a tyrant. Our neighbors hate him, and…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend of mine is extremely accident prone, and here is his latest incident. While helping me move…

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This is for any Christian that is selfish and self-absorbed. “You’re so vain, you probably think this sermon’s about you…“

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