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BREAKING NEWS – Minneapolis, Minnesota – US Rep. Ilhan Omar is no suggesting that her political foes are partly to blame for the demise of her marriage. “Ilhan and Ahmed have been the object of speculation and innuendo from political opponents and the media,” according to a statement from her lawyer, referring to the Minnesota congresswoman and her husband, Ahmed Hirsi, and which the rep said he was issuing “on behalf” of Omar. “This has taken a significant toll on Ilhan, Ahmed, and their three children. The regular intense arguments between Omar and her spouse, stemmed from their tempers boiling over from the U.S. support of Israel, and their rage was spilling over into their everyday life. They both believe that at one time they had a great marriage, until the Jews came along and ruined it.”

Ilhan Omar

• October 9, 2019


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