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BREAKING NEWS – Beit Shemesh, Israel – Police have announced they are going to crackdown on the growing amount of illegal dice games among ultra-Orthodox Jews. Law enforcement have stated that more often that not, the person who ends up winning everyone’s money plus a chicken, goes home gleeful, whereas the losers go to the nearest wall and wails.

• October 11, 2019


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