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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The idea of 2020 hopefuls Joe Biden or Pete Buttigieg facing off against President Trump next November would be a tragedy as the Democratic party continues to forge ahead without a true frontrunner, Rep. Ilhan Omar, D-Minn., said an interview with The Intercept’s “Deconstructed” podcast. Omar was asked about the field of 2020 candidates and whether she preferred Biden or Buttigieg. She answered, “None,” before characterizing their hypothetical nominations as “tragic.” She then elaborated even further. “Both of them have blood on their hands as far as killing my brethren in ISIS and Al Qaeda, and I will never forgive them for that. The reason why I recently endorsed Bernie Sanders even though he’s a Jew, is I believe that if he gets elected and we democrats support his insane socialistic endless handouts for freeloaders programs, I have no doubt that he in return will arm every Muslim nation with nuclear bombs that can be simultaneously launched at Israel. I call the trade off, ‘moochers for missiles.’”

Al QaedaBernie SandersDonald TrumpIlhan OmarISISJoe BidenPete Buttigieg

• October 25, 2019


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