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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In a lengthy and scathing statement, the former vice president, a front-runner for the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination, claimed that the raid happened in spite of — not because of — Trump. “But here’s the problem,” Biden explained. “The president planned this whole thing out. By every law in every state, that’s premeditated murder. In my opinion he should be arrested and held until his trial date.” When asked if the Seal Team 6 planned to kill Osama bin Laden when President Obama was in office, Biden responded, “No not at all. The truth of the matter is, some Navy Seals were on vacation and the helicopters landed at what they thought was a Holiday Inn. Only after the pilot realized that his GPS was way off did he notice that a bellhop had a strong resemblance to Osama bin Laden. And he was killed when some guns, accidentally went off a few times. So there’s the difference. Even a fool can understand it.”

Donald TrumpJoe BidenOsama bin LadenPresident Obama

• October 30, 2019


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