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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

When the album “Purple Rain” first came out, my best friend that lives in Minnesota was actually close friends with Prince. She said one day when he invited her over for dinner, she smelled something strange coming from the kitchen. When she went in there, she saw Prince standing next to an oven, cooking something in a skillet. He then said to her, “I’m sorry about the awful odor, but this is what happens when doves fry.” What the…

Life through Blake's eyes

• October 12, 2019


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