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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Politicians seeking to confiscate guns from Americans shouldn’t share their plans with the public beforehand and should seek to maintain an element of surprise, Joy Behar said on “The View”. Behar was discussing former 2020 presidential hopeful Beto O’Rourke, a Democrat from Texas, and said it was foolish of him to announce his plans for gun confiscation before he was elected. She advised all politicians to go after the country’s guns after they’ve assumed office. “They should not tell everything they’re going to do. If you’re going to take people’s guns away, wait until you get elected — then take the guns away,” she said. “Don’t tell them ahead of time. In my opinion, the only people in this country that should have guns, should be bodyguards of caked-on makeup wearing liberal talk show hosts, that insults millions of people daily with imbecilic moronic statements.”

Beto O'RourkeJoy BeharThe View

• November 5, 2019


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