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BREAKING NEWS – Des Moines, Iowa – Sen. Elizabeth Warren has stated that private health insurance workers who lose their jobs under her government-run health care plan, could work for life or auto insurance firms instead. The 2020 presidential hopeful was asked where those who work in health insurance would go when private insurance is eliminated under her expansive “Medicare-for-all” plan. “I personally contacted some of the biggest life and auto insurance firms,” she answered. “And all of the CEOs told me that have a constant shortage of custodians, and they believe the unemployed former health insurance can easily be trained in that field. If they have experience in sweeping and mopping, they will be understandably sent to the front of the line regarding their potential minimum wage part time career appointment. As long as those people can be trained to operate a pushbroom, their future is secure.”

• November 5, 2019


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