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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Actress Debra Messing criticized “The View,” describing the daytime show as “irresponsible” for hosting Donald Trump Jr., the president’s son. “He and his family have assaulted our country, our democracy, our environment, our national security, moral compass. Very very disappointing and irresponsible decision in my opinion,” Messing said in a tweet, and her second one was even more hostile. “If I were in the studio after the show, I would’ve treated those airheaded dimwits like Moe of the Three Stooges treated Larry and Curly, by repeatedly slapping all of the women. And with that idiot Joy Behar, in the tradition of Moe, I would’ve poked her in the eyes, ran a saw across her head, and then aggressively pulled her off the set by her tongue, using a pair of pliers.”

Joy BeharThe View

• November 8, 2019


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