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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – If 2020 presidential hopeful Sen. Elizabeth Warren’s, D-Mass., health care plan comes to fruition, it will bounce 149 million Americans off their current insurance plans, said challenger Sen. Amy Klobuchar, D-Minn., on “State of the Union”.

“Warren’s pushing for a policy that I don’t agree with and would kick 149 million Americans off of their health care in just four years — their current health care,” she told host Jake Tapper. “That is a fact, that says it on Page 8 of the bill of the Sanders/Warren bill.”

Warren responded to Klobuchar almost immediately to show that she wasn’t dodging the issue. “Ok, 149 million Americans will get kicked off of their plan, so what. Most of them are hypochondriacs so they’ll still continue to whine… about nothing.”

Amy KlobucharElizabeth Warren

• November 13, 2019


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