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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

My best friend’s daughter is 23 years old who recently went out on her first date, has fallen head-over-heels for this new guy. She is very naive  regarding the ways of the world, so she sought my advice. She told me her man often tells her about one of his pals she wants to meet, that she assumes is really popular. Her actual text to me read:

“I have never seen his buddy, but according to him, he has lots of friends with Benny Fitz.”

Uh oh.

Life through Blake's eyes

• November 2, 2019


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