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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Last Thursday, Sen. Elizabeth Warren, D-Mass., told a school choice activist in Atlanta that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Livermore, California – A California man was charged with the sexual assault of two women over 22…

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WINING AND DINING

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My niece, will be 18 in a few days. She works part-time and has started college. Her mom,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine wasn’t watching where he was walking, and he tripped and fell face first into a grill…

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When firefighters arrived at Freedom Ministries Church in Grandview, West Virginia, they were left stunned by what they saw. A…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have been married for 22 years. My husband is 60 and retired from the military. Ever since…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I now have first hand proof on how crooked people can be, no matter how rich they are. Earlier this…

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Sagittarius  ~  November 23 – December 21Symbol: ArcherElement: FireSign Ruler: JupiterLucky Color: Light BlueLucky Number: 6

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The U.S. Army is ready to move Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman and his family…

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BREAKING NEWS – Greenville, South Carolina – A seemingly frustrated Joe Biden advised a protester to “vote for Trump” after…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – A campaign event for former Massachusetts Gov. Deval Patrick, who launched a late Democratic…

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COLORFUL CORN

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden, the 2020 Democratic candidate, can welcome a sixth grandchild into his family…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU has been at the forefront of challenging President Trump’s agenda, as well…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Government Accountability Institute President Peter Schweizer stated that the Clinton Foundation,…

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NOVEMBER FRUIT

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Several media organizations were forced to make retractions Tuesday after falsely…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Protesters and activists from UltraViolet stormed the NBC headquarters in New…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump’s campaign slammed South Bend, Ind., Mayor Pete Buttigieg on, after it was…

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