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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Oakland, California – A San Francisco Bay Area city official wants to explore the possibility of using…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Disgraced movie mogul Harvey Weinstein hobbled into a Manhattan court using…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A new report claims that former Vice President Joe Biden spent 35 years paying…

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DECORATING IN DECEMBER

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BREAKING NEWS – Des Moines, Iowa – Joe Biden’s latest gaffe has farmers questioning his mental health in regards to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former FBI lawyer Lisa Page is suing the FBI and Department of Justice, alleging…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Eric Holder, who headed the U.S. Justice Department under former President Barack Obama, penned…

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A VERY FAST WINTER TRAIN RIDE

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., made a puzzling argument in order to counter a conservative…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Oracle, a major Silicon Valley tech company, will move its annual OpenWorld conference…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Vice President Joe Biden claimed in a new interview that when his son…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden finally confronts CNN’s, David Axelrod, who was former President Barack Obama’s chief…

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BREAKING NEWS – Manitoba, Canada – A Canadian man who hit a dog with his car last week and brought…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Sen. Bernie Sanders denied an accusation made by Hillary Clinton last…

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AN EVENING AT THE NORTH POLE

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Ruth Bader Ginsburg came to the rescue of President Trump and allowed his financial…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – British actress Emma Thompson issued a stark warning about the climate crisis, suggesting that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Bernie Sanders: AOC will have key role in White House if I’m elected president….

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The consequences for being naughty, instead of nice.

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