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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Well, I got kicked out of a fifth bible study this year. It was prompted by me advancing a theory that the reason why Mary and Joseph found it difficult to find a place to stay when she was about to give birth, was because it was Christmas Day, thus everything was closed. I then added that there is no evidence that Bethlehem ignored federal holidays. At least this time I left the church under my own power, rather than letting the pastor who is also an expert at Judo, throw me to the ground a second time.

Christian HumorLife through Blake's eyes

• December 22, 2019


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